Since we are just launching Amebor, I figured I’ll share some of my Facebook rants with the world…here’s one of my faves

Location – SOME WAREHOUSE – 9ice’s Concert 2008 (chicago)

Ahem!! *clears throat* – “LexxIsTalkingAgain”

now i see why homegal kept telling the dude “is it by force, i don’t feel like dancing”

i felt bad for homie then i took a second look at homegal just to see why she thinks she’s that fly then B.A.M…..I saw the jail sentence…..she’s a size 9 rocking a size 25…..guuurl, i feel ya pain. I would have a stank attitude and curse at everybody too if i can swim in my shoes…..gotta love my chicago ladies though……i go style by force, by force…. anyways moving on…

and just when i thought i had seen it all then “forbidden” shows up……

So, a song came on and this chick yelled out “that’s my song” with one hand in the air and tell me why i saw her under arm hair braided with BEADS on it…….JESU MI, OGINI (lexx must have cursed in 14 different languages) Yeah, i know…I thot homegal was auditioning for a scary movie….wtf!!!!

NL3 – Decent performance considering its your debut…..your hard work payed off….more “vaseline and groundnut oil” to your elbows…… when they ask me where i’m from, i go say “9ja” ….

special shout out to that chick at BOLAT restaurant that said “i don’t want beans and corn, it messes up my system cos i’m lactose intolerant”…..lmoaooo)- i swear bushness is a disease….

p.s. i heard BOLAT (hottest nigerian restaurant in chicago) burnt down…i Hope nobody got injured except the lactose chick….j/k…..

‘lexx

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