“MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I FARTED”

by OluwaSparkle on July 24, 2011

I started my day by catching up on some yahoo questions & boy did I have a good laugh reading this! LOL But seriously, what kind of guy breaks up with his girlfriend because she farted? And he did it right after asking questions on Yahoo??? LMAO!

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Poor girl icon sad MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I FARTED His fart probably smells worse than rotten beans anyway! -_-

So this situation got me thinking – When is it ok to fart in front of your partner? Is it ever ok to fart in front of your partner?

Personally, I don’t see what’s wrong with it as long as you don’t do it in public.

I know a couple of people who wouldn’t dare to do that in front of their partners, they can’t even pee or take a dump in front of ‘em. I am very open about these things but I would never poop in front of my partner because I know how I get especially when I’ve just had fried eggs or beans – kinda like a Mexican gas chamber! A Fart Fest! icon biggrin MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I FARTED Trust me, you don’t wanna be around me. LOL. I can be very goofy but I still want him to see me as that sexy chic he likes icon wink MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I FARTED a foul smelling toilet definitely doesn’t suggest that!

I once had this conversation on twitter and I got a private message from a guy telling me to delete the tweet because it wasn’t “lady-like” icon neutral MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I FARTED Farting comes naturally for everyone so there’s nothing NOT lady-like about it.

I think farting in front of your partner shouldn’t be a problem – it just means you are comfortable with each other. I mean if you are sleeping with him/her, how intimate can it get after that??? It’s all part of getting to know each other. So I say LET IT RIP!!! icon biggrin MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I FARTED I would even pin him down & fart in his face! If he can’t open his mouth and take it all in then we are not meant to be! LOL I’m kidding!

So when is it ok to fart? Have you ever stunk up the bathroom or ripped a big one in front of your partner? How did he/she react?

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  • Chocl8_Princess

    Farting in front of your boyfriend is A ok by me. I don’t see what the big deal is? I think its a sign that you are comfy with ur bf/gf! LET IT RIP people and stop taking things up the bum lol!

  • Jackie

    I’m still trying 2 control my laughter-this is reali hilarious. I think this is a case of looking 4 a reason 2 breakup, and a crazy one too.

  • http://www.dage-primeval.blogspot.com Damola

    This is so seriously hilarious, funny I’ve never thought about this, as in, who does sef?
    #MeLost…

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