Like most working people, I’m always looking forward to Friday – the weekend – You know the whole TGIF thing. Again like many, I go out partying with my friends, from time to time. So over the past months and perhaps years of partying, I came up with the TEN things “NOT TO DO” on your night out. Feel free to add your at the end. . .

1. Girls who take their shoes off while in the club and walk around barefooted on the Dance floor. Please buy a shoe that fits and stays on your feet! (Marshall’s has a lot of that) GET THE RIGHT SHOE SIZES!!!

Click here to read the full story on the Large Shoe Fail in Chicago, as narrated by Lexx

2. Guys who don’t know you from nowhere but grope you from behind like they know you. All that dumbass acting just to impress your friends? (Even if you know the girl, say hi and do it with respect, SO YOU DON’T GET SLAPPED OR SPAT UPON!!!! ) 3. Girls who sit on the floor in the club, claiming they are tired. (Get a chair or GET YOURSELF HOME!!! Ish!) 4. Girls who use so much Anti-Perspirant that you can see it when they put their arms up in the Club.(I would recommend ALMAY DEODORANT CLEAR GEL,$3.73, We didn’t come to club to see your armpit juice!) 5. Guys who are still rocking the FAKE Gucci’s, those TAIWAN Replicas (Who are you fooling? We Know real Gucci when we see one!) 6. Girls who borrow the outfits their friends wore to an event already. (Borrow borrow make me fine) We understand there’s recession, but we won’t know you if you went to PAYLESS or WALMART and bought your own outfit!!! 7. Girls who come to the club without Money and want to get in for free because they once hooked up with the promoter. (Just because you use to hit that don’t mean you the man and besides don’t be a cheap skate, it’s just $20, Broke ass #!ggaz!!!) 8. Guys, DON’T wear your sunglasses. It’s midnight, you’re indoors and you have your Ray-Bans on. You look ridiculous! DUMB ASS 9. Guys, DON’T wear your Blue-tooth. Not only can you not hear anything, you run the risk of the cute girl next to you catching part of your conversation with “Mommy, about what time you are going to be home” ! Some things are best kept a secret! 10. Ladies, DON’T, I REPEAT, DON’T come to the club with your pregnancy. You think it’s not so obvious but TRUST THAT WE CAN SEE IT!!!! And does the baby-daddy know you are at the club with his child?? (If you still want to party like a sad star, LEAVE YOUR PREGNANCY AT HOME (You get my point?).

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