So we have seen quite a few interesting facebook status updates but nothing can be compared to the one we saw a few days ago.

You see, Tracy is engaged, and her and her fiancé have mutually agreed to stay celibate until their wedding night. Problem is, homegal cannot stick to the agreement then she decides to sleep with this dude named Michael (a random facebook friend).

After the sexual healing session, Tracy felt relieved and wanted to express her gratitude to Michael by sending him a facebook message but ended on posting it on her wall. Now, however that happened???? We do not know or care….lol. It is, however one of the funniest things we have seen in a while.

This scenario sparked and inspired an idea of writing our favorite facebook statuses we have seen…here are a good few, feel free to add more……..Enjoy

“Alexander is not afraid of lions, tigers, bears, yahoo yahoo boys, 419’erss, Rita’s bad English, D’banj’s dangerous breathe but he his afraid of NIGERIAN WOMEN”

“Segun is thinking if he should revenge or not. I hate my step mom (iya risi) this bitch wants to poison me. (hair in my food) hmmm

“Jide is wondering how a vibrator ended in his luggage after vegas trip. **confused look**

“Abiola is wondering why his fart smells like jollof rice”

“Sayrahn cannot believe the nerve on this bum that approached her today at CVS. How the heck are you going to ask me for $10 and 49cents??” wtf

“Obi is thinking about being a rapper. Check my rhymes “my money is long, your money is short, shorter than MI” sup cab b? J

“Ibrahim is mesmerized. I just saw this fine ass gal. So fine, I’ll screw her shadow”

“Farahi is blessed in the ass*ets area”

“James is wondering why this Russian granny- looking lady called him “chocolate monkey” cos I didn’t open the door for her at the restaurant. Trick, I don’t work here”

“Rabi – Never take people for granted. Hold everyone close to your heart cos you might wake up one day and realize that you’ve lost diamond while you were too busy collecting stones”

And now as a bonus, you’ve probably come across the following screen-shot of the most (in)famous Facebook Dummy

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