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Bubble Talk Moments from NRC Reunion 2010 Club – Amazura, New York

Amebor Staff — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:20:35 +0000

So here you go – a few of the Bubble Talk Moments from the 2010 NRC reunion in New York (July 2 – 5) – more to follow soon, as we go over the “gazzillion” pictures we took…

Blackberry Bandit – How NOT to steal a Cellphone

Amebor Staff — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:55:33 +0000

Blackberry Bandit

This year’s reunion was great experience and everyone had fun, but as you all know our fellow Nigerians will always pull some silly stunts. A friend of mine complained to us at the Reunion that she lost her Blackberry Bold 9700 during one of the many NRC activities. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the bandit started hitting on some of her BBM contacts.

I just have a few tips to give to the suspect next time he plans on “picking up” someone else’s cellphone:

Do not try to contact anyone on her BBM. (You give yourself away)
If you do contact someone on her BBM, do NOT send her a picture of yourself because that just got you busted.(:roll:)
When you get busted, do not make it too obvious by deleting the girl you tried to hit on immediately. The owner of the phone might still have doubts in her mind about you “Picking Up” the phone, but you deleting her friend just sold you off.

This reminds me of Christmas in 2009 when Abdulmutallab tried to blow up a plane in Detroit :-?. He couldn’t even do the job right because he was not born that way. You obviously need a lot to learn when it comes to taking without asking.

I was really disappointed when I heard this news. I saw a picture of the bandit too… what a waste of fine boy!

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Tiger Woods at it AGAIN!!! | HUMOR

'Lexx — Sat, 08 May 2010 20:54:14 +0000

Another chick is coming out to snitch on Tiger. Her name is FOLUKE Raliat AYo- OKAFOR..A NIGERIAN BROAD….**Tiger’s very own Miss fufu**…

and here is a brief convo that ensued (via text) between both of ‘em right before Tiger got caught……..(Foluke sent it to me last night…she want’s me to put it on WWW.AMEBOR.COM….Not sure what to do with it…we’ll see….

Foluke – LION, where are you?

Tiger – First of all, its TIGER and I’m playing golf..

Foluke – Golf again??? y not soccer?? anyways, oya, hurry up and come to my apartment o.. i want to play ur fave sex game…

Tiger – which one?? “Rescue the slave?”, “pound the yam” or “jangirova” ??

Foluke – u r mad! i was actually referrin’ to “hide and go find the wallet”

Tiger – Why are you always talking about wallet/money??? btw forget all that game stuff…i want to make my golf ball disappear inside of u??

Foluke – ha! chineke meh o..crazy akata boy…dat sounds like u want to commit murda o. How do u intend on doing that?

Tiger – baby, u will like it..don’t worry. i’m an expert at these types of things. I do a good job making balls disappear in holes

Foluke – How about we try your wallet instead of the golf ball? I’m sure that will disappear pretty quickly

Tiger – Just get ready babe….i will piss on ur face and make u beg me to drench ur titts….

That’s enough for now….more to come

***’lexxIsTalking***

Whose Mother is this? – ITS AFROCANDY AGAIN!!!

Jide Ladipo — Thu, 06 May 2010 22:25:29 +0000

It’s not that we like to patronize AFROCANDY; it’s just that we find her amusing and entertaining. Last year she blessed with us her hit track: “Ikebe Na Money” and this time she is back with a new track called “Who go be my man?”
The video is similar to the first video she did. A$$ flashing, Pervy men checking her out and all that unchoreographed booty shaking! (See reactions to her first video and our interview here)

We would leave all the comments to you, our readers. Afterall, we are just reporting what is happening out there!

FINALLY, NIGERIAN “PRESIDENT,” YAR’ADUA SPEAKS

Jide Ladipo — Sat, 01 May 2010 05:36:14 +0000

Early this year, we reported about the state of the President’s well being. Back then, he was outside of the country and speculations were rife about the state of his health. Fast forwards four months and things have changed dramatically. He has since been flown into the country, but we still do not know his current state. We know he is some where in the Presidential Villa, but we have not been given access to him.

Well, in usual Amebor style, we have scaled all security measures put in place by the Nigerian Defence Force to stop him from talking to us. Click on the video below to get a full exclusive interview.

Is this Guy serious?? | Fail

Jide Ladipo — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 23:23:23 +0000

BET took a bold move recently and bought gospel talent hunt show Sunday best to Nigeria. The move has been considered as a sign that countries around the world are beginning to see the potential that is in Africa.

As usual, the tapes were rolling as the auditions took place and as with most talent show auditions you are bound to get someone who thinks he can do something but can’t. Well we have chosen the audition of a guy called peter who wanted to sing a song called you touched me. Freaking Hilarious this one is.

Even Donnie Mccurlkin, who is quite meek and reserve on screen had to tell the guy: “Don’t ever do this again!” Like a clip straight out of comedy show classic. You are guaranteed to laugh because I am LWKMD-ING!!!!! Yes Peter, he touched you and you indeed touched us. DEAD!!!!!!

Fashion Bizness- KELIS HauteMess or HauteNess?

GuguLethu — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:16:46 +0000

The very eclectic well known musician Kelis showed up to the First Annual Data Awards in Hollywood last night looking like a human mare. Although I command her creativity and pushing style barriers I have to say this look is plain outrageous. I personally blame Alexander Mcqueen for those 50 inch footies, I also dont understand the bull ring with connecting earrings, and the braided horse tail? So fashionistas talk to me, do we love. HauteNess or HauteMess?

“Five Minutes” in KFC | WTF!?! Photography Prohibited!?!

Abiola Abiola — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:30:04 +0000

For those of us that have been paying attention to developments and events in Nigeria for the past few years, you’ll notice the explosion of “fast” food restaurants. So its no suprise that foreign brands are joining in the craze. American fast food chain restaurant, KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) certainly doesn’t want to miss out on the ”cholesterol hunger” that seem to have taken Nigeria by storm.

So, doing what we do – we decided to Mind their Bizness by visiting their new franchise at the City Mall in Victoria Island, Lagos. Here’s how it went down:

Lagos City Elite at Caliente | MP3 rocks the Dance floor

Abiola Abiola — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:23:43 +0000

Dec 30, Lagos, Nigeria. For some of us, Wednesdays are usually not party/clubing night, but I guess one can make an exception since it’s the eve of the eve of the new year. Plus we are in Lagos, where “anything can happen.”

Venue was the Caliente Club in VI, Lagos Nigeria. The event was tagged Ace: Lagos City’s Elite. As usual, slow start – at 12midnight the red carpet was still scanty, with the camera crew and the “early birds.” By 1am, the parking lot was full with patrons and artistes from the Nigerian music industry most of which are up and coming. Most notable were, the Naija Boyz who put up an impromptu show on the red carpet, D Prince, from the Mo’Hits crew, DolaBillz, New York based Ice Berg Slim, Zara, and Naira

In a nutshell, the party got started – impressive turn-out. I must however point out that the Y chromosomes out numbered the X.

If you were expecting Boston based DJ Obi to spin the tables on the night – you would’ve left disappointed as Obi left disappointed – no table to spin . For whatever reason, Dj Xclusive wasn’t in the building neither. However the in house/ stand-in “DJ” gave a good account of himself, simply by playing MP3s. But hey, my opinion of the MP3 playing “DJ” is subjective, some how, he couldn’t keep the poor guy below from sleeping for a great portion of the party.

Despite the loud music bouncing off the walls, homie still managed to snore althrough the party, you can't cheat nature afterall

Despite the few hicups, the promoters, Incognito, and Vike Ent. did a good job promoting the event, going by the turn-out. The location was a nice, they delivered on some of the celebs they had on the fliers. So kudos to the organizers.

Now to the “Kodak moments.”

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Femi Kuti wakes the audience

Abiola Abiola — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:03:26 +0000

I looked around, and all I saw were tired faces, a few were even dosing off. Then I said painfully “this show is too long,” to one of the people sitted next to me at the Ovation Red Carol 09. Shortly after, Femi Kuti and his band came on stage and woke everybody up, but not before taking all of 15 minutes to tune their mics and horns. The performance got people on their feet, even the sleeping crew member below had to wake up immediately.