How to kill a crocodile, for dummies

I think the girl holding the crocodile’s head down should get a job with Animal Planet! She certainly has very little fear, if any.

Genius movie maker Mr. Tyler Perry gives some insights on how he arrived where he is today. Follow his advice in the below video and you will be successful. I am a firm believer. ENJOY

Incite Consultancy a UK based, Business consultancy firm is organising a seminar to help budding and established entrepreneurs gain more insight into their business. At this Seminar, you will be taken through the following:

And Much More…….

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Incite Consultancy a UK based, Business consultancy firm is organising a seminar to help budding and established entrepreneurs gain more insight into their business. At this Seminar, you will be taken through the following:

• How to find your winning Business idea.
• The STEP BY STEP process of starting your own Business.
• How to turn your simple idea into a Business Venture.
• How do you finance your new Business?
• Where do you find your Customers?

And Much More…….

TURN YOUR PASSION INTO PROFITS: Entrepreneurs will be encouraged to unleash the potentials at the Seminar to be organised by INCITE CONSULTANCY

This is an intensive session which involves:

• Interactive Training Session
• Group Exercises
• Question and Answer Sessions
• Networking Sessions
• FREE PRIZE DRAW (Win a Free Basic Website worth £250)

Date: 7th December 2011
Time: 6:30pm- 930pm (Door Open at 6:00pm)
Venue: City Hotel London. 12-20 Osborn Street  City of London E1 6TE

Nearest station: Aldgate East, Aldgate and Liverpool Street 
Buses: 40, 67, 115, 254, 15, 25, 42, 78, 100, 205
FREE PARKING!

Spaces are Limited. Grab your Early Birds Ticket for ONLY £7.99 until the 25th of Novmber.!

For more details visit  www.inciteconsultancy.com

Hello music fans, I am humbled by the amount of love I received since posting my first opinion article on amebor.com and this has inspired me to come up with more tips on ways to promote your music online.

Promoting music online, like most things in life is an art. Below are some of more tips for getting recognised in the world of online music. If you missed the first part, click HERE

KEEP YOUR WEBSITE CURRENT: In my first write up, I talked about having a website. I will [...]]]>

Hello music fans, I am humbled by the amount of love I received since posting my first opinion article on amebor.com and this has inspired me to come up with more tips on ways to promote your music online.

Promoting music online, like most things in life is an art. Below are some of more tips for getting recognised in the world of online music. If you missed the first part, click HERE

KEEP YOUR WEBSITE CURRENT: In my first write up, I talked about having a website. I will add to that by saying keep the website you create for yourself as an artiste current. Add latest music, pictures, stories and Documentaries. Use current trends to establish relationships and engage brands.

DO SOMETHING THAT WILL GET YOU NOTICED: A lot of artistes are getting online these days. How do I separate yourself from the crowd? should be the question you should be asking yourself. Do something different e.g Give-aways, Quizzes, Gimmicks

GET A SHORT AND EASY TO REMEMBER URL: When registering a domain name for yourself, always use one that is easy to remember, rather than a long-winded one. www.findmymusiconlineplease.com does not cut it, keep it easy and simple.

The secret to great online music promotion is learning to do it properly

KEEP YOUR SOCIAL PROFILES CONCISE: While playing around with funky designs on social networks might seem attractive, overcrowding your pages might get fans confused. Don’t overcrowd your social profile, choose to use only useful tools and stick to it.

PROMOTE YOUR ONLINE CONTENT WITH OFFLINE MATERIAL AND PROMOTION: Add your social media and online addresses on your business cards, flyers and other offline promotional material.

GET YOUR SONGS ON ITUNES OR CDBABY: Your fans will be all over the world if you push your music to the limits. Gone are the days when access to musical material used to be the expertise of records shops. These days having your song on iTunes and CDBaby  can boost your music sales and provide a healthy financial reward.

INTERACT WITH OTHER ARTISTES: Create online relationships with other artistes, getting their edification can help you build a reputation of some sort online.

I am Jarmeu. I am a musical artiste and a Musical Producer as well. For more tips, you can Follow me on twitter @Jarmeu and you can like facebook page HERE. Appreciate your support

Ever wanted to promote your music online and you are wondering how to do so? Don’t worry promoting your music online is not as hard as you think. These days access to various online platform has helped ease the pain of music promotion. What I have discovered is that promoting one’s music is more to do with developing a strategy rather than having the resources to do so. Below are some of my tips for getting recognised in the world of online music.

CREATE SOMETIME [...]]]>

Ever wanted to promote your music online and you are wondering how to do so? Don’t worry promoting your music online is not as hard as you think. These days access to various online platform has helped ease the pain of music promotion. What I have discovered is that promoting one’s music is more to do with developing a strategy rather than having the resources to do so. Below are some of my tips for getting recognised in the world of online music.

CREATE SOMETIME FOR YOUR FANS: These days you don’t have to be a mega star to have fans as a musical artiste; the internet has made the reality apparent to most upcoming music followers. Even if your fan base is small learn to reply mails sent by people that appreciate your music. Honour friend requests can and learn to personalise messages you reply, if it was sent by let’s say a music fan called Jason, reply that person with their name in the reply message, don’t send out a group message to acknowledge their support.

JOIN A SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORK: So who is not doing social media these days? Virtually everyone is doing it. A chunk of your fans are either on Facebook, YouTube or Twitter. As a musical artiste, set up an account on these networks and leverage these platforms.

WRITE A DECENT BIOGRAPHY: A decent biography is a concise, informative and interesting piece that sheds light on your history as a musical artiste. Write one that stands out and spread it across places on the internet where you have a platform.

BARRIERS BROKEN: The increase in popularity of the internet has opened ways for musical artistes to promote their music online.

CREATE SOME GOOD SET OF PHOTOS: Imagery is an important aspect of online music promotion. The adage that says perception shapes reality is true here. Create a good impression of yourself with top notch imagery, professional photo shoots and a look that are uniform on all your online platforms.

AVOID SPAMMING PEOPLE:  There is a fine line with keeping in touch and sending unsolicited and repeated messages. If you are seen as someone who sends messages without leaving time gaps, you could ruin your online reputation. Remember rumour spreads fast online than offline.

OFFER FREE DOWNLOADS: Your aim is to get your music to be heard as much as possible. You can do this by offering free downloads. Sites such as 4shared.com are good for allowing fans download your music.

CREATE A WEBSITE: A website is like your own personal house on the internet. Here, you can engage your fans, capture their data, interact and also keep them up-to-date with what you do.

I am Jarmeu. I am a musical artiste and a Musical Producer as well. For more tips, you can Follow me on twitter @Jarmeu and you can like facebook page HERE.  Appreciate your support

#IAmJaRMeU

The cat eye is one of the hottest looks this fall! Cat eyes are seductive and it looks great on pretty much anyone so it couldn’t hurt to try it out, right?? This technique requires a steady hand hence the practice! The liquid liner gives the most dramatic look but it is pretty easy for one to mess it up. I recommend the Revlon ColorStay Liquid Eye Pen or the Maybelline Eye Studio Master Drama Liner(which I will be using). This can [...]]]>

The cat eye is one of the hottest looks this fall! Cat eyes are seductive and it looks great on pretty much anyone so it couldn’t hurt to try it out, right?? This technique requires a steady hand hence the practice! The liquid liner gives the most dramatic look but it is pretty easy for one to mess it up. I recommend the Revlon ColorStay Liquid Eye Pen or the Maybelline Eye Studio Master Drama Liner(which I will be using). This can be done in 4 easy steps.

1.  Start off with a nicely moisturized face and a good eye primer.

2. Draw an outline of how you want your cat eye be formed with your eye liner.

3.  Fill in the area with either your pencil, a cream liner, a gel liner or a liquid liner. I used a cream liner.

4.  Draw an even line to the lower lash line then connect to the upper lash line. Use mascara to complete the look.

• If there is any excess, you can wipe off using a cotton swab dipped in  makeup remover or use a liquid foundation covered swab to even out the lines and cover up mistakes(this is if you used liquid foundation.)
• Try to keep the rest of your makeup as natural as possible if you are going for a day look but red lips will look awesome at night!
• If drawing a line proves difficult, draw a series of dashes, then connect them.
• False lashes give it a more sophisticated look.
• You could also use eye shadows along with this look. Have fun with it!!

Africa.comDEALS visit: www.deals.africa.com

If you’ve ever used or heard of GroupOn, or Social Living, or any of such daily deals companies, and you happen to be an African or have an interest in anything African, then you might want to check out Africa.com Deals

Africa.com’s online social buying site targets Africa and the African Diaspora which is a significant and growing market.

West Africa’s largest commercial airline, Arik Air has signed up, and discounted airline tickets will be offered on Africa.comDEALS

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Africa.comDEALS visit: www.deals.africa.com

If you’ve ever used or heard of GroupOn, or Social Living, or any of such daily deals companies, and you happen to be an African or have an interest in anything African, then you might want to check out Africa.com Deals

Africa.com’s online social buying site targets Africa and the African Diaspora which is a significant and growing market.

West Africa’s largest commercial airline, Arik Air has signed up, and discounted airline tickets will be offered on Africa.comDEALS

Africa.comDEALS will provide significant discounts on a variety of products and services of importance to the million or more users who visit Africa.com each month. Categories include discounted air fares to Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa and other African destinations; hotels, car rentals, traveler’s health insurance, international calling cards, cellphones and cellphone services,
money transfers, theater/music/sports events, museum memberships, subscriptions, fashion, restaurants, wine, food (coffee, chocolate, etc.), even hair styling.

However, Africa.com offers many other services outside of the deals, its a fast growing website focusing on all things related to Africa.

Africa.com CEO Teresa Clarke, “Africa.com’s mission is to change the way the world sees Africa and to be the online platform for that change. Recognizing the strong ties that Africa.com’s visitors have to the continent and all things African, it was only natural that we would design a group buying site to bring amazing bargains on the things that mean the most to them.”

How does it work?

•Go to the site (deals.africa.com), enter your e-mail, and the deals will start flowing.

•If you feel like it, tell us the types of deals you’re most interested in, and we’ll do our best to create them for you.

•There’s absolutely no cost to join, AND if you sign up during the months of August and September, you’ll be entered to win your choice of a free pair of tickets from New York to Nigeria on Arik Air or $500 cash!

We all want that look that is not stressful, that could take 10 minutes or less and maybe just simple on days when we probably woke up really late, days we have to get to class or work and do not have time for “frivolous” makeup! My dear, you definitely do not want to head outside looking like that to work. You really want to have a well-rested and fresher appearance.

So the stars came out to play in Las Vegas over the weekend, that was to be expected as Floyd Mayweather squared up against Victor Ortiz in a high profile boxing contest.

WHEN A TWITTER RANT GOES BAD: All we hear is words, who smacked who? Any video evidence?

We won’t be far from the truth if we say that the contest ended in a disappointment. Tricks, headbutts and a knock-out that seemed to catch Victor Ortiz off guard ruined what many [...]]]>

So the stars came out to play in Las Vegas over the weekend, that was to be expected as Floyd Mayweather squared up against Victor Ortiz in a high profile boxing contest.

WHEN A TWITTER RANT GOES BAD: All we hear is words, who smacked who? Any video evidence?

We won’t be far from the truth if we say that the contest ended in a disappointment. Tricks, headbutts and a knock-out that seemed to catch Victor Ortiz off guard ruined what many thought will be a keenly contested battle.

ARRESTED: RayJ was escorted out of the Palms by the Police

But as luck would have it, another high profile battle took place in Las Vegas. This time around it was between two popular musicians. Ray J and Fabolous.  Apparently the two high profile celebs squared up to each other because of a twitter rant by Fabolous.

DISRESPECTFUL: The tweet by Rapper Fabolous that incited the beef

Although we have been hearing different stories about who punched who, Ray J claimes that he punched Fabolous in the face during the fracas.  He called into the Breakfast club morning radio show hosted by DJ Envy and Angela Yee yesterday to give his own account of what went down.

Sources revealed the fight took place backstage at Pearl inside the Palms, where Fabolous was scheduled to perform alongside Jadakiss and Styles P on Sunday Night. Ray J is said to be livid about being  “disrespected” by Fabolous and Kevin Hart, who had few jokes about Ray’s private “One Wish” performance for Floyd Mayweather.

BELOW IS A VIDEO OF THE SONG THAT RAY J SANG FOR FLOYD MAYWEATHER THAT GOT FABOLOUS LAUGHING HARD ON TWITTER

WE ALSO HAVE A SPOOF VIDEO OF WHAT RAY J LOOKED LIKE WHEN HE CALLED IN TO BREAKFAST CLUB

Second picture Via/TMZ

Fellatio, Blow job, Sucking. Call it what you want, it is now a widely accepted sexual experience amongst youths. Even virgins dig it cause they can let of any sexual tension without the very art of penetration. Let’s face it, the world is a safer place with Head. It has been said to diffuse wars, make conglomerates merge, even still the hearts of Heads of state. If you don’t believe me………..ask clinton.

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Fellatio, Blow job, Sucking. Call it what you want, it is now a widely accepted sexual experience amongst youths. Even virgins dig it cause they can let of any sexual tension without the very art of penetration. Let’s face it, the world is a safer place with Head. It has been said to diffuse wars, make conglomerates merge, even still the hearts of Heads of state. If you don’t believe me………..ask clinton.

Now as much as this former heavyweight foreplay champion has been accepted as an everyday practice, some people shrink away from the very thought of it. They find it……..in their words………revolting. I will promptly tell them at this junction that they can hump an exhaust pipe. It is a simple practice…..why will you shy away from your sexual duties as a human being? Now I aint just talking to the frigid females, I’m talking to the guys as well. You wanna know why you aint ‘getting some’ ? Cause you don’t wanna give HEAD!!! (Or in this case, eat sushi).

LEARN FROM THE APES FELLA'S

Do you wanna make your girl fufill all your perverted fantasies without batting an eyelid? Listen closely. There are 3 methods to the art of sushi eating.

1) THE TEASER – this requires,like the french would say, a lot of tongue. The purpose of this is to literally play hide and seek with your girl’s clits using your tongue. The method is designed to drive her nuts.

2) THE TICKLER - this also requires the skill of a guy with strong lingual muscles. Tongue muscles that is. The trick is to dart in and out rapidly till she eventually………….squirts. Don’t be alarmed,it’s not pee. Just repeat the process and you will have on your hands one extremely happy broad.

3) THE TAKER - The purpose of this is to use the whole of your mouth and ‘dig in’. You practically make a motion as if biting into a hamburger. For optimum results, tie her hands to the bed post and hitch her legs up . This will make her go completely bonkers. The result? Complete domination of her organs. You might see some tears. As long as they are not those of terror, you might proceed.

FUNNY WHAT SOME THINGS CAN LEAD TO

These methods have been tested and trusted as well as approved by the “Universal Federation of Whores”. Make sure she is in compliance with you ‘beating her meat’ before you embark on this journey in perilious grounds. If she sues you, both Amebor and I will deny worse than peter.

Happy HEAD Hunting!!!

……………………….Heb Cwyr

Ok…….now we all know that Twitter is no longer a social network……its way bigger than that. (Well……..at least for some people). Twitter is a platform dedicated to various tasks

-Decompressing your mind -Information circulation -Media propagation -Connection -sometimes, basically making a fool of yourself…………….amongst other stuffs. Well nowadays, it’s evolved to a much intricate level that borders on the verge of insanity. The crazy thing about it is that, people have become way too concerned with their high ranking status on the [...]]]>

Ok…….now we all know that Twitter is no longer a social network……its way bigger than that. (Well……..at least for some people). Twitter is a platform dedicated to various tasks

-Decompressing your mind
-Information circulation
-Media propagation
-Connection
-sometimes, basically making a fool of yourself…………….amongst other stuffs.
Well nowadays, it’s evolved to a much intricate level that borders on the verge of insanity. The crazy thing about it is that, people have become way too concerned with their high ranking status on the site. Such people who actually attain such statuses are dubbed ‘’Twitter celebs’’. Now, don’t get me wrong……there is nothing wrong being a twitter celeb; it’s the lengths at which people go to attain it that baffle me. Some attain their status by good means….some attain it by crazy ones. All is dependent on how you see it. Being a twitter celeb isn’t that difficult. There are some steps that you can take…. (If you are that desperate for it), that would definitely guarantee you tons of followers and a lot of traffic on your TL.

1) Be a real life celebrity- Actors, singers, models, socialites…etc, never have to worry about being twitter celebs…….whether they like it or not, it is bound to happen.

@bubusn

2) Have a genuine cause- people who tweet on a singular topic on a constant basis. Sometimes, their handles are practical definitions of what they tweet about.

3) Talk trashy- a lot of peeps are good at saying some of the nastiest things online. Usually, people are attracted to such. Either it is due to momentary shock or pure entertainment, they keep following

4) Be hilarious- Everybody loves a good laugh. Constantly supplying a good string of humor filled lines would guarantee you a high status

5) Create a kick ass TT- usually; anybody from the above mentioned categories can also do that. TTs always create a string of discussion all the time

6) Be a hot girl- Hot babes will always get followed………..Konji state of mind dictates so.

@odinabarbie

7) Fuck Odinabarbie with picture/video proof- Lets face it……anyone who can actually prove he banged the infamous Twitter slut will have major reps. both on and off twitter

8 ) Tweet fights- initiate tweet fights with some of the most popular names on twitter and you will definitely get noticed.

9) Achieve the impossible- twitter has always been an area for new things. Try and do something no one has thought of and you are on our way to becoming Twitter’s Next Top Celebrity.

By the time you have finished reading this, you might ask yourself if I am a Twitter Celeb and if I have tried any of this. Well, first of all….. I am not one. (Although it won’t be a bad idea.) Secondly……I am an observer. Just stating the obvious tips……I don’t have to experience them. So if you are into that stuff, you might as well get it popping.

After all, Twitter is free……………Heb Cwyr™