It was not shocking to see the number of comments we’ve got regarding the RED LOBSTER Chic last week. Some people doubted the integrity of the story, I understand. It was quite unbelievable for me as well, hence the reason I wrote. I promised last week to conclude true story. So, here I am to fulfill my promise about the now (in) famous Red Lobster chic, with the crazy appetite from Hell! Below is the text log that ensued after the mischievous date! (the following morning)

So if you haven’t read the first part, take a moment, go here, read it and leave comment

Lobster Girl: Morning

Me: Good morning

Lobster Girl: How are you doing?

Me: Am not having a text convo

Lobster Girl: I have no minutes, over by 141 minutes

Me: L OK, then!

Lobster Girl: I will call you later when am at work.

Me: Yes, of course you can call me anytime.

Lobster Girl: OK, I will call u around 9.

Me: Ok, u know am not a fan of txting while driving.

Lobster Girl: I’m fine tho.

Me: I know I saw you yesterday, fine gal!

Lobster Girl: LOL.

Me: How many minutes do u have … monthly.

Lobster Girl: Its 3,000 for 5 people.

Me: The thing is you alone can use  3000 mins to your 2 toasters

Lobster Girl: What toasters.

Me: Guys like, suitors.

Lobster Girl: I don’t know known of them have asked me to marry them.

Me: They will scare you off @ this point, won’t ti? U’ll beluke, Yeepaa!!!!! Mba Mba I still want to parry o!

Lobster Girl: I get minutes on Thursday

Me: I would love to talk to you about something, may be next time when I cu

Lobster Girl: Talk to me about what?

Me: In person, not electronically

Lobster Girl: This is 2009, I’m not even sure If I will be there on Friday.

Me: Lol… I know. I guess am still a dinosaur. Cos I prefer d face to face stuff.

Lobster Girl: What is this about?

Me: I don’t think texting is the best medium for the discussion that might ensue from this …..

Lobster Girl: Just say it!

Me: U didn’t see me at the gas station the other day. I guess you was on the phone

Lobster Girl: What gas station?

Me: the one on parkway before exit 142. Remember on the night we had dinner at red lobster

Lobster Girl: Wow. U were there? I was out to pick up some Ankara for mum right before the prayer meeting.

Me: u pulled in while I was there.

Lobster Girl: I still think it’s weird lol

Me: You know are not obligated to me….

Lobster Girl: what do you mean?

Me: That you didn’t have to tell me where you were going

Lobster Girl: I know, but still

Me: Cos, honestly, I am not buying the Ankara story. With due respect and please don’t convince me, cos it doesn’t matter

Lobster Girl: You don’t have to buy it and why should I try to convince you? Let me find out you are insecure.

Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Insecure?

Lobster Girl: Yeap

Me: U should know by now

Lobster Girl: actually no I don’t

Me: But seriously its not a big deal, ok

Lobster Girl: Am laughing over here. so its not a big deal obviously

Me: I had my laugh already that night

Lobster Girl: R u really insecure tho?

Me: Lol, u are joking right. Cos u know what an insecure guy will have done? Jumped out the car and call u  a f**king liar right there @ d gas station

Lobster Girl: No cus I wasn’t lieing

Me: Stop saying that lying , cos its not consequential

Lobster Girl: Okay, I mad you are calling me a liar

Me: Remember you were suppose to be at the prayer meeting, not 50 mins away on the highway. So its easy to brand you a liar, based on that.

Lobster Girl: If you think am a liar, do us both a favor and lose my number!!

So this text convo didn’t lat longer after this and as some will expect we didn’t talk for some time after that. Until after about 3 or 4 weeks she sparked a Facebook chat, saying “Its messed up that you will call what I said, B.S.” I didn’t respond – but on a second thought I sensed she felt some kind of guilt – and thought perhaps she’ll own-up to her deceit. So I called her up later that night…this time she goes on about how  I hurt her feeling by calling her a liar, and that what I did was unfair. I’ve disrespected her,  because I said she was lying, when infact she had to go and help with her family prayer meeting and as a result have slighted her family, perhaps.

At this point am stunned, like WTF!?! I doubted myself for s split second – perhaps it wasn’t her that I saw. But then again I’m dead sure it was her, having seen her in the same outfit, same hair style less than 2 hrs earlier, plus she was less than 10 meters away. And yeah, she admits she was at the gas station.

To cut through the whole whining, I asked “so what now”? Then she goes “You’ve done something wrong, therefore you should apologize”

I couldn’t believe my ears, “Do what?” What audacity!!!

What did I do next? I’ll leave that to your imagination.

One thing, I didn’t mention to her that I saw her at the other Lobster spot, as I saw no need for it. But I suspect she found out by reading this post!!

Vivid Thoughts: In general, women extrapolate their experience with one or two guys over the whole male population (Like, men are all liars. They are all the same). Will it be fair to me to conclude that women are all deceitful because of my encounter with the deceitfully hungry lobster chic?

Tagged as: Date, Red Lobster, Restaurant